Thursday, May 24, 2012

Too raunchy for Facebook, even

I was going to post this as a status update on Facebook, but then I thought better of it. I decided it's more appropriate for here, since hardly anyone reads this and certainly not my coworkers or my friends' grandparents who are too adorable and sweet to deny when they wanted to friend me on FB. So - here goes... Just a random sample of the random thoughts that go through my mind on a regular basis:

How is it that on the muggiest day of the year, I still manage to get a bloody nose? If only tampons came in "nose size..."

That's all. Good choice not to put on Facebook, right? I'm sure my own grandparents would agree.

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